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five-flats:

kimmycup:

wildlyannoyingdoofus:

dexer-von-dexer:

stem-stims:

Physics: More pencil tricks

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i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

Congratulations,

YOU JUST STABBED THEM AGAIN

i feel like that last comment should be accompanied by a bill-wurtz-style jingle

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thecrazyfereldan:

queerrobbiereyes:

bizarrodf:

lucianite:

nerdadventcal:

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, and  every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolips’ defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.

He W H A T

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baracknobama:

fashionistaflower:

snowys1349:

fashionistaflower:

bus-a-looey:

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

ok but i bought these bread slippers off hazylines.com what does this mean ?

it means you don’t have friends !!!!!!!! 

Originally posted by gillyfangirl

LMAO I GUESS YOU COULD CALL THEM LOAFERS

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artthetransguy:

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kermitlesbian:

this is literally in response to a video a mom posted of a stop motion film her TEN YEAR OLD SON MADE FOR FUN why do men speak

wait you forgot the best part

Why are men

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goawfma:

this is an insult

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